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officialfrenchtoast:

*looks behind me*
catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

earloffabulousness:

When i was little i wanted to grow up to be a disney princess but im pretty sure i just became Yzma 

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(via lindsaylately)

You have a butt and I have a pair of hands gosh what a coincidence
Typical school day

180mph:

Me: *bench presses the teacher*

Teacher: Put me down

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msjewbooty:

i love to use phrases such as “well i’ll be” and “would ya look at that” because in all seriousness i thoroughly enjoy sounding like an astonished elderly southern man

(via ackliehjay)

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